"Did I say that out loud?" is what most of the people say when they speak without realizing that they're sharing their thoughts with the world.Usually they say that after sentences like "What a shitty breath!Why don't you close that dump for one minute!" or "Say whatever you want,You'll be in my bed tonight".Those are some of the most common embarassing situation I've heard about.In my life I took part and seen a lot of them.Once I was in the train to X and I was talking to a guy from my city,we started telling jokes when suddenly I decided to tell a joke about his father's stupid hat.When I finished the joke he looked at me with sad eyes saying: "My father died two weeks ago".At that point I had three chances: 1) Tell a lie like: "My father's dead too"; 2) Pretend to faint; 3) Go to the bathroom.Obviously I went to the toilet and after that I didn't go back to him 'cause I decided to change my wagon.Another day I was in a pub with a friend of mine drinking cappucino and talking to him when a beautiful girl walked by.My friend noticed that the girl had a really tight T-shirt and he started commenting her nipples in a loudy and gross way.After she passed in front of us she sat at the table next to ours but she wasn't on her own,in fact her father was staring at my friend like a lion stares at his next victim.My friend turned totally red and of course we had to get out from the pub as soon as possible.Everybody has stories like this to tell,these are stories that we don't want to live while we are living them but also episodes of our life that make us laugh when our days are not shiny at all.I'm proud of most of the emabarassing situations I've been in and I have enough of them to shine on the dark days I'll have in three entire lives.
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