Ten Ways To Understand When She Won’t Kiss You

1. She said NO when you asked her for a date.
2. She's kissing her boyfriend in front of you.
3. She asks you to take onions and cheese at the restaurant.
4. She keeps on calling you Tommy but your name is Sean
5. She tells you that she's a lesbian and she's just discovered it.
6. You talked about how amazing Star Trek is all night long.
7. You're in love with the same guy she's in love with.
8. You went to the date with your mom.
9. You burped her complete name twice without breathing.
10. You asked her:Did you fart?